A Brief List of What Not To Do in College

• Eat carrots in the library
• Sit in a left-handed desk
• Stupidly decide that you don't need a folder for each class and just let all of your papers mix together in your backpack
• Sit in the front row
• Single-space your papers
• Forget to update your schedule, and thus end up in HC415 instead of RC405, and be late for your first day of class
• Be sarcastic
• Unconsciously stare unsmiling at the same person in class for too long 
• Forget to drink your daily mug of coffee
• Take a nap in the library without setting an alarm
• Tell ANYONE that you were home schooled.  Legit. 
• Tell anyone that you are PSEO - they will never treat you the same
• Go to the midnight premiere of a major movie the night before your final exam
• Be in-class partners with that one kid who constantly falls asleep during lecture
• Forget your coat when it's like -40 outside
• Be more than 10 minutes early for class
• Go on pinterest.  AT. ALL.
• Be an introvert and miss Welcome Week.  Seriously.  Just go.
• Ramble.  It's better for people to think you quiet than to think you crazy.
• Forget to sharpen your pencils for two months, and thus be forced to spend the first half hour of your class trying to use your fingernails to expose more lead. 
• Tell someone you are reading Shakespeare for fun
• Tell someone that you are reading anything for fun
• Make weird faces at people while they talk to you
• Forget the name of someone who you've been in class with for 3 semesters
• Write stupid blog posts to put off school work you should be doing